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Stewart hall switches to new pizza only menu

Tommy Pero

April 1, 2017

SATIRE: In an effort to better reach student’s interest, Stewart Hall will switch to a new menu in which only pizza is served. This ain’t Michelle Obama’s menu, Malvern. While this might seem like a drastic cha...

Malvern to implement new class schedule

Jack Magargee

April 1, 2017

SATIRE: Citing problems with drowsy students, Malvern will move towards a more ‘sleep-friendly’ schedule. Following the tradition of changing the schedule every year, Malvern will implement a new schedule in the 2017-2018 school year according to De...

Malvern to implement new ‘22nd Century Learning’ model

Tommy Pero

April 1, 2017

SATIRE: Seeking to become more competitive in the private school market, the school will implement a more progressive learning model. Starting in the 2017-2018 school year, Malvern will implement a more progressive "22...

AP Environmental, Marine Biology to dissect great white shark

Dan King

March 31, 2017

SATIRE: After experimenting with dissecting baby shark parts, the environmental science and marine biology classes will dissect an adult great white shark next year. Honors Marine Biology is one of the most popular classes...

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